{"product_id":"dachshund-graphic-tee-following-not-my-thing-cute-dog-shirt","title":"Dachshund Graphic Tee - \"Following? Not My Thing\" Cute Dog Shirt","description":"\u003ch1\u003eFOLLOWING?\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003ch2\u003eNOT MY THING.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSome dogs fetch.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome dogs follow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis one looked at the instructions...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThought about it for a moment...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen wandered off to investigate something far more interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndependent?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStubborn?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAccording to everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll like it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhotorealistic black-and-tan Dachshund with unmistakable attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium artwork that celebrates personality over perfection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for dog lovers who appreciate independent thinking... in both people and pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGuaranteed to earn a smile from anyone who's ever shared their home with a Dachshund.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBest worn when...\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomeone tells you what you \"should\" do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou choose your own path.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou mysteriously stop listening halfway through the conversation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour instincts are more convincing than the instructions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003ch2\u003eNOTLAW Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eTraining classes not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eResults may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEspecially if you're a Dachshund.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand-feel\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Side seams and tear-away label for structure and comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Print methods: crisp DTF printing for most placements; DTG used by some providers for vivid sleeve\/label prints\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- REACH certified materials; blanks sourced from Honduras; mix blends available for heather colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50510796325087,"sku":"18376167785823655357","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50510796357855,"sku":"98446718088711141068","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50510796390623,"sku":"16806353105960916066","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50510796423391,"sku":"86817607974581897489","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50510796456159,"sku":"12762416300520303035","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":50510796488927,"sku":"13932249877627462745","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/7555\/9135\/files\/3296384587878997117_2048.jpg?v=1782946202","url":"https:\/\/notlawstore.com\/products\/dachshund-graphic-tee-following-not-my-thing-cute-dog-shirt","provider":"Notlaw","version":"1.0","type":"link"}