FOLLOWING?

NOT MY THING.

Some dogs fetch.

Some dogs follow.

This one looked at the instructions...

Thought about it for a moment...

Then wandered off to investigate something far more interesting.

Independent?

Absolutely.

Stubborn?

According to everyone else.

Why you'll like it

• Photorealistic black-and-tan Dachshund with unmistakable attitude.
• Premium artwork that celebrates personality over perfection.
• Designed for dog lovers who appreciate independent thinking... in both people and pets.
• Guaranteed to earn a smile from anyone who's ever shared their home with a Dachshund.

Best worn when...

• Someone tells you what you "should" do.
• You choose your own path.
• You mysteriously stop listening halfway through the conversation.
• Your instincts are more convincing than the instructions.

NOTLAW Disclaimer

May increase independent behaviour.

Owners of Dachshunds will notice absolutely no difference.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort

- Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape

- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and long-lasting fit

- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified

- Print methods provide crisp, detailed imagery on chest and sleeves (DTF/DTG variations)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean