THREE YEARS TO GROW.

DESERVED BETTER.

Imagine waiting three years...

Growing patiently.

Soaking up sunshine.

Surviving storms.

Becoming the best version of yourself.

...only to discover your final destination was a Hawaiian pizza.

Some days life really isn't fair.

Why you'll like it

• Bold illustrated artwork packed with personality.
• Vintage-inspired colours that stand out on dark garments.
• Created for people who appreciate questionable food decisions and excellent humour.
• Guaranteed to start conversations... especially around pizza.

Best worn when...

• Someone orders pineapple on pizza.
• Someone complains about pineapple on pizza.
• You're eating the last slice anyway.
• The debate starts... again.

NOTLAW Disclaimer

This shirt takes no position on pineapple pizza.

We're simply representing the pineapple's side of the story.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for stretch resistance and stability

- Tear-away neck label; REACH certified; adult sizing

- Prints applied via DTF/DTG depending on fulfillment partner for crisp, vibrant designs

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean