TOO PRETTY FOR 9 TO 5

Some people were born for spreadsheets.

You were probably born wondering if there was a better way.

This one's for the people who've questioned the routine, taken the long road home, started something on the side, or simply looked out the office window and thought...

"There has to be more than this."

Wear it because life isn't measured by attendance sheets.

It's measured by stories.

Why you'll like it

• Vintage distressed typography with a clean, bold layout.
• Designed to look great on black, charcoal and other dark garments.
• Printed large enough to be noticed from across the room.
• Soft enough to wear all day. Comfortable enough to forget you're wearing it.

Best worn when...

• You've mentally resigned three times before lunch.
• Someone says, "Living the dream?"
• You're supposed to be replying to emails.
• Friday somehow feels exactly like Monday.

NOTLAW Disclaimer

This shirt will not automatically free you from the 9 to 5.

It may, however, increase your tendency to question meetings, ignore pointless rules, and quietly wonder why Dave gets paid more than you.

NOTLAW accepts no responsibility for spontaneous career changes.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability

- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention

- Side seams for improved structure and longer-lasting fit

- Small printed chest detail with large photo-style back print; DTF/DTG printing options ensure crisp, vibrant artwork

- Tear-away label, REACH certified; ethically produced (Bella+Canvas supply; blank sourced from Honduras)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean